Message To My Babies
To: Elizabeth and Connor
From: Chez Cat Mama
You know I love you both dearly, but I need to get something off of my chest. When I’m studying, looking warm and fuzzy and lounging on the bed IS NOT helpful at all. Also, when I am taking an online test, dancing around in my lap and giving kisses is DISTRACTING. I know that you both want me to do well so we can have a better place to live in and fancy foods to eat, but you need to LEAVE ME BE when I am busy with school.
Furthermore, please stay off my books. It’s extremely embarrassing to open my textbook in class and have to clean fur and cat litter off of the pages. Your cooperation in this matter would be extremely appreciated.
That is all.