Lizzie’s On A Tangent
Pssst, it’s Connor. From here in the corner of the bedroom.
The big box that mama promised Lizzie turned out to be a dinky little thing, and now she’s upset. She had wanted to turn it into a ladycat clubhouse. I suggested that she just duct tape them all together, and now I’m hiding from her (you don’t want to know the details…hell hath no fury like an upset ladycat!). I thought I was being helpful!
Anyway, so now I’m just waiting for the peace to be restored here. At least mama is still my friend. By the way, mama, you need to vacuum over here. It’ll only take a minute…Oh, you work this whole week?…Ok, stop yelling…..
Oops, now I have two women mad at me. I think I’ll just stay in this corner for a while….