Mama’s Supposed To Be An Amateur Chef!
So there we were last night, watching “Chopped Champions” on Food Network. They had mouth-watering ingredients like geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”–it’s a shellfish), Bosc pears, and red curry in their baskets. Everything they made looked so fabulous!
It must have made mama very hungry, because suddenly she got up and went into the kitchen. We were expecting a five course meal–complete with wine selections and something flambeed for dessert. Imagine our horror when she came back with this:
Lean Cuisine?! Are you kidding? You went to cooking school and this is the best you can come up with? Where’s the Crackberry, we’re ordering *in* tonight!