Mama’s Supposed To Be An Amateur Chef!
So there we were last night, watching “Chopped Champions” on Food Network. They had mouth-watering ingredients like geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”–it’s a shellfish), Bosc pears, and red curry in their baskets. Everything they made looked so fabulous!
- “mmmmmmm…can’t you just smell them cooking?”
It must have made mama very hungry, because suddenly she got up and went into the kitchen. We were expecting a five course meal–complete with wine selections and something flambeed for dessert. Imagine our horror when she came back with this:
- “What the heck?”
Lean Cuisine?! Are you kidding? You went to cooking school and this is the best you can come up with? Where’s the Crackberry, we’re ordering *in* tonight!
Chez Cat 
Quick, call room service, they made a mistake on your order!!!
Well, at least it has bacon on it – everything is better with bacon (our mom eats those too – but usually for lunch at work, so we don’t ever even get to smell the bacon).
And those geoducks – oh mom has seen them – they are so gross looking they make her want to barf. We of course, know they are shellfish, so we think they are probably tasty!
MOL~!!! You guys are too funny!!! Mom eats them too sometimes and ya know what??? They’re really not all that bad. see if your mommy will share wif you!
our the mom CAN cook, she just DOESN’T half the time
oh and if she efur comes home wif a gooey-duck -RUN. those things is ALIENS
Hahaha! That’s the kind of cooking our lame mom does!
Even cooks need a break now and then! It’s hard work, you know.
That’s a fab picture of you two, today. And by the way, did you see yourselves on the LOLSpot yet?
The look on that kitty’s face says it all! How dare you!!
Angie
Catladyland/Katt Food
Haha!! That’s the kind of cooking our mom does too!! But that pizza does look yummy!!
We think you guys got a bum deal, but hey, your mom deserves a day off too, right? I’m sure she’ll give you lots of treats to make up for the frozen dinner, LOL.
We watched the show, too.
We didn’t even get any Lean Cuisine!
~ Napoleon