CSI: Milwaukee–The Case Of The Melted Kitties
A local Milwaukee homeowner woke this morning to find both of her cats melted into pools of fur. There were no reports of any suspicious activity in the area. “I just don’t understand it,” she said. “Last night when I went to bed they were fine, and this morning they were both completely flat!” A cause has yet to be determined. Local police declined to make any comments, saying only that they are investigating the matter.