You probably think we lounge around all day and look good like we don’t have a care in the world while mama is at work. You probably also think that we eat the expensive catfood, have luxury bedding to sleep on, and get a lap on demand. We get all the nip and treats we want.
It’s a lie. We live in a cold dark hovel with nothing but scraps to eat. And we’ve never heard of nip.
You don’t believe us, do you?
We’re cats, what did you expect?
The other day mama came across us sleeping very sweetly on the couch.
As she gazed upon us in our slumbering state, she very lovingly said “OH MY GOD WHY DON’T YOU GET OFF THAT COUCH AND GET A JOB ALL YOU DO IS LIE AROUND AND SLEEP WHILE I WORK ALL DAY!”
At least, we *think* that’s what she said. We weren’t really listening.